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Not My President

$20.00

The 2016 presidential election is over and now we’re stuck with a tubby blowhard who has more money than brains, a ridiculous haircut and a penchant for throwing tantrums when criticized; an insecure, thin-skinned, vindictive knuckle-dragger who can’t stop bragging about how rich he is. We’re talking, of course, about NOFX’s Fat Mike!

So what’s Fatty up to these days? Peddling “Not My President” shirts plastered with Donald’s Trump’s face, naturally, because… oh, who knows. Even Fat Mike probably doesn’t know why he does this stuff; maybe it just breaks up the boredom between platters of cocaine and waddling onto another stage pretending to be falling-down drunk.

Of course, Trump IS our president, like it or not (and we don’t, particularly); but none of us have to suffer with Fat Mike as our label president. Whether you were kicked off Fat Wreck Chords by Mike in an interview (Hi!) or you’re just not keen on wearing safety pins, posting suicide hotline numbers on Facebook for despondent Hillary supporters, or running around screaming “THE SKY IS FALLING!”, now you can show the world that you don’t follow the leader by announcing that Fat Mike is NOT your label president!

100% of the profits from sales of this shirt will be donated to the Nehemiah Center for Urban Leadership Development in Madison, WI. http://nehemiah.org

This item will ship 1-2 weeks from order date.